Tech Disconnecter Pillows

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I've locked myself out of my phone for an hour—I'm trying to be more present."

Meditation Center.

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

'I haven't felt this giddy with freedom since I turned off my Blackberry!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

Social Networking or Death

“So much for Google Maps.”

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

Hell has no wi-fi.

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

"I just sent you a friend request."

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

Forget the internet! Go through their trash!

"Mrs Miggins! It's been brought to my attention that you're not answering your e-mails!"

I dunno, whadda you wanna do offline?