Tech Disconnecter Gifts

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"The end is near." "Ya think?"

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"I've locked myself out of my phone for an hour—I'm trying to be more present."

“So much for Google Maps.”

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

"It's like a metal detector, but it detects phones. I want your undivided attention at dinner tonight."

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

Hell has no wi-fi.

Another Therapy Session Spent On Their Phones

"I just sent you a friend request."

"Dammit! - Can't get a signal..."

"Mrs Miggins! It's been brought to my attention that you're not answering your e-mails!"

Throat messaging