Tech Unplugger Gifts

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Spooning

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

Christmas Tree Lights

UN agreements.

"My specialty is tangled webs."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"It must be his beeper."

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

Screen Addiction

Too Much Information.

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Fish Exit.

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

Maliki unplugged and powerless.

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

"My chiropractor is great. Honestly, he got all the knots out."

"I never connect with universal themes."

Joe's Bar, Laptops Will Be Stomped On.

Santa Claus gets tangled in Christmas lights