Unplugging Gifts

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Joe's Bar, Laptops Will Be Stomped On.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Hiding the electronics.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Moving in

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

Christmas Tree Lights

I'm away from my desk. Any message you leave won't be of any importance to me.

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Screen Addiction

"My specialty is tangled webs."

"It must be his beeper."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"I love online shopping. Every day is like Christmas!"

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

Fish Exit.

Maliki unplugged and powerless.

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'

"IT says they can't solve your problem... I'm from Anger Management."