Headphone Untangler Gifts

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

'Heel.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

My fault? Hey, pal, it takes two to tangle.

Christmas Tree Lights

UN agreements.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

Go around … no, other way … no, wait, other-stop, other way … no, other way …

"My specialty is tangled webs."

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

Screen Addiction

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

A blue dog wearing headphones

Quality Family Time.

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

'No thanks.'

'Why would anyone want to read books when they can listen to them?'

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.

"I got you this to start off our holiday! Do you like it?"

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

Fish Exit.

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked, wondering if I'm crawling in the wrong direction."

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

'Warning: -- Portions of the following program are totally confusing....'

Death and the mp3 player.

'Is there a cruise that'll recharge him but not his computer?'