Headphone Collector Gifts

A blue dog wearing headphones

Noise Drowns Out Busker.

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Nuts to you, too."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Ed's Salary Cap

Octopus Baseball Fan

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

Strictly off the record.

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

'I like the hat.'

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"