Cell Phone Collector Gifts

'This cell phone craze is getting out of hand!' (zoo visitors seeing a gorilla with a phone).

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Try his land line.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

Mega Phone

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

A blue dog wearing headphones

Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

'I'm calling you from my grandma's weird phone. She says they used to have leased phones, but I think she meant leashed.'

Selfie sticks growing on trees.

"It's for you."

"Long distance from America..."