Cell Phone Collector Pillows

'This cell phone craze is getting out of hand!' (zoo visitors seeing a gorilla with a phone).

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

Mega Phone

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

A blue dog wearing headphones

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Life before mobile phones

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"Hey. My appointment reminder app isn't working. I think we missed our boarding time on the ark."

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

Selfie sticks growing on trees.

'I'm calling you from my grandma's weird phone. She says they used to have leased phones, but I think she meant leashed.'

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

"It's for you."