Smartphone Collector Pillows

Selfie sticks growing on trees.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Nuts to you, too."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

Strictly off the record.

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

Mega Phone

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

'No comment!'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'I said 'HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF GETTING A HEARING AID?'

Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'