Collecting Phones Pillows

Mega Phone

"Nuts to you, too."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

"'APP'y Birthday!"

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"In my day we had trimphones."

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

Life before mobile phones

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"Smartphone? What's that?"