Collecting Phones Pillows

Mega Phone

"Nuts to you, too."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'Try his land line.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Life before mobile phones

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

'Hello, Dad? You were right about the world. I want to come home.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

Selfie sticks growing on trees.

"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."

"Smartphone? What's that?"