"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."
Telephone Collectors Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with a phone-themed pillow. Great for lounge or bedroom, it offers a nostalgic charm that complements their vintage telephony collection.
"Nuts to you, too."
'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'
'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'
'Try his land line.'
"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."
"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."
"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."
Bell invents the telephone.
'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'
"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"
"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."
'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'
"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."
Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."
"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"
"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"
"In my day we had trimphones."
Mega Phone
"Cool phone features of the 90s"
"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."
"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."
'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'
Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore
Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm
Life before mobile phones
'For deliveries press the hatch key.'
Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.
Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."
'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'
"Smartphone? What's that?"
"Oh no, here comes another one of his 'back in my day' stories."
Selfie sticks growing on trees.
'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'
Telephone Collectors Pillows Collection
Telephone Collectors Mugs
Explore more vintage phone designs on our mugs page—perfect for coffee lovers and telephone collectors alike.
Telephone Collectors Prints
Visit our prints gallery for striking vintage telephone art that adds character and charm to any room.
Telephone Collectors T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts section for unique phone-themed apparel that makes a statement for vintage tech fans.