Phone Charger Collector Gifts

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Nuts to you, too."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Try his land line.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

Bell invents the telephone.

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Strictly off the record.

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

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Mega Phone

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

'No comment!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.