Charger Collector Gifts

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

"I'm sorry!" I thought that was my apple cube.

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Cull manufacturers who don't standardise electrical chargers.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Second hand furniture.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'It seats two comfortably.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Playing cards.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Try his land line.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Time Table

"I've got a chip implant, so if I stray from the neighborhood, I'm a chip off the old block."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"You're late."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."