Electric Plug Collector Gifts

"Who are you calling plug-ugly?" (2 Triceratops)

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

OMG UR HOT

'Do you come here often?'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Lighthouse switch

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You had me at hell.'

Spot Light

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.