Electric Plug Collector Gifts

"Who are you calling plug-ugly?" (2 Triceratops)

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

OMG UR HOT

'Do you come here often?'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Lighthouse switch

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

Spot Light

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'