Light Bulb Collector Gifts

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Energy Saving Firefly

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'That's $49.95 for the fishing rod and $89.95 for the light globe.'

'I've got a moth who's very keen to meet a light bulb.'

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

The public was right

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'