Light Switch Collector Gifts

Lighthouse switch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Second hand furniture.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Do you like my bling?

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Time Table

"You're late."

Outstanding Time Management