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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Do you like my bling?

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Time Table

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

"I wonder what this was for."

Outstanding Time Management

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera