Light Switches Gifts

On - Undecided - Off switch

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Buddhist Center

Lighthouse switch

Ballerina

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Daylight saving

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

couple replacing lightbulb in chandelier.

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

'And this where God stood when he said 'Let there be light'.'

The Master Switch

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

Middle Age: When a man turns out the light sfor economic reasons rather than for romantic ones!

"Shuffle Mode"

"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."

Man is dark when the lights turn on.

"I'm having an off day."

"Try standing on the top step."

'The light keeps turning on and off. Uncle Phil's spirit is in the room, and apparently death hasn't curbed his OCD.'

'Switch the bloody thing off then!'

The Faith Healer in Bed.