Traffic Light Collector Gifts

"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Shoulder work ahead"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Baby in Trunk.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Lighthouse switch

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

Traffic Sign

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Spot Light

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion