Traffic Light Collector Pillows

"Well, the lights went read - and that's all I remember..."

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'It seats two comfortably.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Baby in Trunk.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

Lighthouse switch

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

Traffic Sign

"So tell me what's your sign?"

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

'Damn, so close!'

The whole "lasts longer" thing isn't really necessary here in eternity.