Cellphone Collector Gifts

Ex Bankers Cell Phones: Please Don't Ask For Credit As Refusal Often Offends.

"Nuts to you, too."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Try his land line.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

Strictly off the record.

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Mega Phone

Investments: New Investors Get Free Cell Phone With Ringtone 'We're in the Money'.

"In my day we had trimphones."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

'No comment!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

A blue dog wearing headphones

Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

Selfie sticks growing on trees.

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'