Cellphone Collector Gifts

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"Nuts to you, too."

'Try his land line.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Strictly off the record.

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

Mega Phone

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

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"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"In my day we had trimphones."

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

'I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to sell you that smart phone without first verifying your IQ.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

'No comment!'

Life before mobile phones

'For deliveries press the hatch key.'

A blue dog wearing headphones

Shaped telephone box in a maternity ward.

Calling Home, "I'll get your mother..."

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'

"This whole time we could've been charging our phones."

Selfie sticks growing on trees.