Headphone Collector Pillows

A blue dog wearing headphones

Noise Drowns Out Busker.

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

"Nuts to you, too."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Does my head look big in this?'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Try his land line.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Ed's Salary Cap

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Octopus Baseball Fan

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Bell invents the telephone.

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

Strictly off the record.

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.