Knot Untangler Gifts

"My chiropractor is great. Honestly, he got all the knots out."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

unravelling your mind

Man in Analysis

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Christmas Tree Lights

UN agreements.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"My specialty is tangled webs."

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"