Knot Unraveler Gifts

Victorian Office

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

'Help!'

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

UN agreements.

Blackhole Research.

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Is there a HMO bureaucrat in the house, so we can get permission to seek an MD in the house?'

"I downloaded this public sector tender we should consider bidding for. I’m hoping that these new Procurement Regulations will make it a less tortuous exercise." "Based on that first page I suggest nothing has changed..."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'