Knot Tying Gifts

'No, you don't get a knot proficiency badge for that!!'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Are you any good at untying knots'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Wow! It's an Alpine butterfly tying an Alpine butterfly!"

"Hmm. I don't believe there is a fill body version of a tied-seat harness."

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the Scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'Do you want a reef knot or a sailor's knot, mister?'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

The wine-shop

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'