Knot Tyers Gifts

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Help!'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

Then you go over me … I go around you … and ta-da! A double fisherman's bend! Next-level leash knot.

'Hi! I'm Pastor Bancroft and I'll be tying the knot this evening.'

'Are you any good at untying knots'

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."