Knot Tyer Gifts

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

"Been here long?"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Farmer

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Know Your Knots!

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

'Hi! I'm Pastor Bancroft and I'll be tying the knot this evening.'

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.