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"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

"Been here long?"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Farmer

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Know Your Knots!

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

A never ending 3D maze knot.

Victorian Office

"I could watch these guys for hours."

'Hi! I'm Pastor Bancroft and I'll be tying the knot this evening.'

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

'Are you any good at untying knots'

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.