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'So you see Bob, an improperly tied knot can ruin a perfectly good hangin'.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Help!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'Boss, come here quick!'

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"I think I've invented a new knot!"