Knot Tying Nerd T-Shirts

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

An old sailor with the directions for tying knots tattooed on his chest.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

I love embroidery

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Help!'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Acupressure Gauge

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

'Hi! I'm Pastor Bancroft and I'll be tying the knot this evening.'

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."