Knot Tying Nerd Pillows

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

An old sailor with the directions for tying knots tattooed on his chest.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

I love embroidery

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'Help!'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Acupressure Gauge

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."