Knot Enthusiast Pillows

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"You call this a knot?"

Uncharted Waters

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'No, you don't get a knot proficiency badge for that!!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Hmm. I don't believe there is a fill body version of a tied-seat harness."

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Are you any good at untying knots'

'Hi! I'm Pastor Bancroft and I'll be tying the knot this evening.'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

Know Your Knots!

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'Do you want a reef knot or a sailor's knot, mister?'

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Help!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'