Knot Artist Pillows

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Help!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'Boss, come here quick!'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

"I think I've invented a new knot!"