Knot Aficionado Pillows

'Help!'

The Granny Knot.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Knight Golfing

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

Unicorn Joust

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

I think he's a bit OCD. He checked my chastity belt is locked, six times!