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Porcupine Acupuncture

'Coward!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Crocheting during lockdown

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"So, did the doctor give you something for your runny nose?"

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'