Needle Art Lover Pillows

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

A Manicure

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

The Manicure.

Acupuncture clinic

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Red in tooth and claw.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

Bless this horse

Nail Gun Manicure

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"