Needle Art Lover Pillows

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

A Manicure

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

The Manicure.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Red in tooth and claw.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Ladies night at the bowling alley.

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

Bless this horse

Manicures. New style. It looks like they're creating something hazardous there. It's not nice pointing fingers.

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"