Needle Novelty Lover Pillows

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Self help acupuncture

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Acupuncture clinic

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Drinking Hats

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

'You are here' T-shirt,

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'You do realize that's just a giant novelty fork, right? They used to have one in the restaurant where I worked.'

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'