Needle Novelty Lover T-Shirts

How does that feel? Inaccupuncture.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Self help acupuncture

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Drinking Hats

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'You are here' T-shirt,

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

"How may I hurt you?"

"Numb yet?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!