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Old woman

The adoration of the gels.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

A Manicure

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Happy now?'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

octopus knitting a jumper...

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Red in tooth and claw.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

God's Manicure.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."