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Old woman

The adoration of the gels.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

A Manicure

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I love embroidery

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Acupuncture clinic

octopus knitting a jumper...

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Red in tooth and claw.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

God's Manicure.

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'