Knot Aficionado Gifts

'Help!'

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

The Granny Knot.

"So you see, an improperly tied knot can ruin a perfectly good hangin'."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Knight Golfing

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Happy now?'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Unicorn Joust

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'