Muscle Knot Enthusiast Gifts

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Powerful Love.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Help!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Acupuncture clinic

Sadie, the way you objectify football players is unconscionable. It's what? All you talk about are their muscles, square jaws, animal intensity. Ooh. What? I live it when you get all puffed up and macho and tough. And what biceps. Much better. Well played. Girl does what she's got to.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"His prose is so muscular."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Pushy Coach.

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

A Washboard Stomach.

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"Hercules hiscules"

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'