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"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Powerful Love.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

'Help!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"His prose is so muscular."

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

A Washboard Stomach.

A Body Builder has his picture taken behind a cardboard cut out of a body builder.

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"Hercules hiscules"