Top-knot Aficionado Gifts

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice Cream Dreams.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Champagne

'Help!'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"Thank you, Sir."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

'Today we learned how to make knots!'