Top-knot Aficionado Gifts

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Ice Cream Dreams.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Happy now?'

Champagne

'Help!'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Thank you, Sir."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'