Knot Connoisseurs Gifts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Curling your hair for no reason

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Help!'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'How to speak Woman.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Sheep Knitting.

Watch out for number one.

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Wooly mammoth