Knot Connoisseurs Mugs

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Curling your hair for no reason

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Help!'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'How to speak Woman.'

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Live Laugh Knit

Watch out for number one.