Knot Expert Mugs

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Help!'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

It says he invented super glue.

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

'Hi! I'm Pastor Bancroft and I'll be tying the knot this evening.'

Victorian Office

Then you go over me … I go around you … and ta-da! A double fisherman's bend! Next-level leash knot.

'Are you any good at untying knots'

"I think I've invented a new knot!"