Knotting Wizard Mugs

Then you go over me … I go around you … and ta-da! A double fisherman's bend! Next-level leash knot.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Help!'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

Maid with her sewing basket

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Knitting sheep.