Knotting Wizard Pillows

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Help!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Maid with her sewing basket

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

"She'll have to call you back. She's on a roll."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'