Knotting Pillows

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The wine-shop

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."