Knot Expert T-Shirts

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Help!'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Know Your Knots!

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

A never ending 3D maze knot.

"I think I've invented a new knot!"

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."

'Are you any good at untying knots'

Victorian Office

'Hi! I'm Pastor Bancroft and I'll be tying the knot this evening.'

The Granny Knot.